I’ve seen dresses with higher IQs

The senior senator from Florida, ladies and gentleman, the Plankton with a Hairpiece:

Imagine the noble effort of Marco Rubio’s heart, every millisecond pumping blood into an undeserving body born without a brain. He knows nothing about Venezuela other than he can take the spotlight from the president he loathes but would like to be, as in, he would love to be as intolerant of criticism and infatuated with the millionaire donor class, only dedicated to endless war.

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