Have fun. Ignore the conservative bent to some of these options, especially towards the end of the quiz (“National defense is considered a public good because…,” rofflez). I got a 80% (48 out of 60 right).
Teaching three classes and a slew of writing (the fruits of which I’ll post directly) have kept me from posting this week.
As usual there’s too much political chicanery for me to comment on — from the numbing certainty that the Democrats will nominate Hilary Clinton as their candidate for POTUS to the idiocy of the blather regarding the appearance of Ahmadinejad at Columbia University, and the expedient manner in which its president tried to please our own homegrown mullahs, the Norman Podhoretzes and Hugh Hewitts, with prefatory remarks that subverted his hospitality. This is when I turn to Orwell to clear my head, and, as usual, his antidote is bitter but effective. From a review of paleocon Friedrich Hayek’s The Road to Serfdom, which has rarely been collected and should be more widely circulated:
Capitalism leads to dole queues, the scramble for markets, and war. Collectivism leads to concentration camps, leader worship, and war. There is no way out of this unless a planned economy can be somehow combined with the freedom of the intellect, which can only happen if the concept of right and wrong is restored to politics.
If the polarity outlined by the first two sentences seems anachronistic to everyone except Larry Kudlow, a quick glance at any major newspaper reporting on Madame Clinton’s new national health care initiative (and GOP resistance thereto), and the anxiety generated by the now settled strike by United Auto Workers should settle the matter.
The real twist is in the last sentence, which is straightforward enough to please a wimpy Philistine like William Bennett. When was the last time a public intellectual lamented the decay of the concept of right and wrong? This is common sense purged of cant.
The second film in a row in which he had no hand in its writing, David Cronenberg’s Eastern Promises is also the second consecutive film in which he reminds us that, before his art rep subsumed him, he was a skilled manipulator of batshit B-movie conventions. Since the charm of his work before The Dead Zone slipped past me, I don’t have much invested in the Cronenberg mythos. Generally, the gorier the film the more moving it turns out to be (The Fly, Dead Ringers, A History of Violence), even though you shouldn’t hold me to this adage either since it doesn’t explain how dull existenZ was (Cronenberg’s Lost Highway, i.e. a movie that became an unintentional, airless parody within seconds of watching it) and the hilarity of Naked Lunch, one of the only examples since Godard’s mid-sixties run of a filmed precis — in this case of the “unadaptable” Burroughs novel on which it’s based. Droll, sad, and absurd *, Naked Lunch looks better every year, although it’s impossible to remain objective: seeing it in January ’92 in a multiplex with high school friends, surrounded by attentive bourgeois homosexuals, remains one of my seminal filmgoing experiences.
As a demonstration of Cronenberg’s tonal control and ability to make a $25 million production look like a hundred million bucks (the restaurant scenes are plush enough to evoke Tolstoy by way of Joyce’s “The Dead”), Eastern Promises surpasses A History of Violence. So does Viggo Mortensen’s performance, which should be a textbook example of how to avoid Streepisms when learning an accent. Mortensen’s become so good at settling into his physicality that it’s easy to underestimate how transparent he makes thinking in character look (that he must project thought whilst shorn and slicked like H.R. Haldeman is an unabashed triumph). Too bad the film’s underwritten: the resolution’s botched, and Naomi Watts, speaking in her real voice for the first time in years, is uninspired. Cronenberg, uncharacterically, backs away from embracing Mortensen’s potential for evil, which, the script notwithstanding, is defined not by the horrible things you do so much as the lack of deliberateness with which the person carries them out.
* “Droll, sad, and absurd” also describes Judy Davis’ performance, one of the many good ones she gave between her terrific run between 1990-1993 before Woody Allen, punishing himself for writing her greatest part in Husbands & Wives, condemned her to harridan hell in two successive films which I won’t mention here.
In honor of the release of Springsteen’s latest 4.5 star masterpiece Magic, here’s a little treat. One of the more interesting covers:
(1) Eric Henderson is right-on in admiring how the film’s raunch sticks a lubed finger up the arse of the resigned gentility of, say, Brokeback Mountain. Of course director William Friedkin believes that, as he smugly reminds us in one of the DVD featurerettes, he couldn’t make Cruising “in today’s climate.” For my generation the age demands domesticity, the hearth, and Rick Santorum’s death by splooge. We get the movies we deserve, and, alas, the moistness of BBM occludes mainstream acceptance of something randier. I’m tempted to embrace the suspicion that Friedkin is more “sensitive” to gay sex than Ang Lee; sudden casual sex is brutish and stupid.
(2) For all the Crisco used in those Ramrod (or is it the Anvil?) scenes, why on earth didn’t Friedkin use any on Al Pacino’s hair? A dead ringer for a member of KISS circa Lick It Up, his “costume design” is by far the film’s most repulsive element.
(3) Speaking of Pacino: for an actor infamous for charging into scenes like a hungry man in the Ponderosa buffet line, he is utterly colorless here. Look into his eyes – he’s dead. While it’s clear that the wages of undercover work compel him to have ever more frantic sex with Karen Allen (who’s touching and smart in an non-existent role; the story of her career is being in the shadow of inferior men), he acts like his mind and body are somewhere else, and they’re not considering the pleasures of fistfucking fantasias.
(4) If the Germs played in more gay clubs I might hit them more often.
(5) Karen Allen in leather jacket and kepis is hotter than Al Pacino.
(6) If you were getting advice about which color handkerchief to stick in your back left pocket, would you ask Powers Boothe?
Occasionally I remind myself that I was an English guy and fiction writer before a pop critic. With eMusic launching an audiobook section I’m hoping to write stuff like this more often.
Fifteen of my favorite songs of this not-yet-concluded year, in no order except which I’d rather hear right now.
Amerie – “Crush”
Ne-Yo – “Because of You”
The National – “Mistaken For Strangers”
Maroon 5 – “Makes Me Wonder”
Prince – “Chelsea Rodgers”
Justin Timberlake – “LoveStoned/I Think That She Knows”
Modest Mouse – “Dashboard”
The Killers – “Read My Mind (Pet Shop Boys Stars Are Blazing Mix)”
Ghostface feat. Amy Winehouse – “You Know I’m No Good”
Arctic Monkeys – “Fluorescent Adolescent”
Ciara – “Like A Boy”
M.I.A. – “Paper Planes”
Justice – “D.A.N.C.E.”
Kanye West – “Stronger”
Spoon – “Don’t You Evah”
Like the Mick Jagger of Dirty Work or Richard Nixon on the day of his second inaugural, Kanye West envisions conspiracies between dumb-asses and “the establishment.” Mobilizing resentment against those in power yet, of course, exempting themselves, these are men who had and have nothing to be glum about, yet their success felt compromised by paranoia, will to power, and (excluding Jagger) self-pity. I doubt if Kanye will ever top Graduation. As Anthony pointed out, it’s pretty enjoyable for a “victory lap album,” and the best proof that, unlike in most cases, a Kanye singles compilation would be disastrous. This guy has mastered record making; a sequence of singles would reveal his average rhyming, awkward flow, and unmitigated arrogance — his jokes aren’t funny enough to mitigate the arrogance. If it’s too easy to imagine Norman Vincent Peale admirer Nixon mournfully scribbling “Everything I’m not made me everything I am” on one of his yellow pads, “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” is scornful advice that the Jagger of “Hold Back” and “Dirty Work” might appreciate, though Kanye’s vituperations are pinched rather than truly explosive.
Graduation shows a producer whose no bandleader, but can get hummable riffs from guitarists and keyboardists, and sublets irony to Becker-Fagen and Daft Punk samples that mock his egoism. He’s mastered the Madonna trick of firing help after he’s memorized their playbook (even if her third album True Blue compensated for a lack of musical range with an expansion of the singer’s emotional range — Kanye does the opposite). “Stronger” really does get stronger with each listen, the sample/live instrument exchange in its last third more intricate, glimmering, and beautiful. “Flashing Lights” and “Champion” are ornate, opaque baubles, with as much a relation to the real world as the album’s anime-inspired cover art; and this goes double for the Chris Martin collab “Homecoming,” which from its barrelhouse piano hook to Kanye putting the words “from fireworks on Lake Michigan” in Martin’s mouth is fantasia of a high order. And, yeah, I find “Big Brother” maudlin and grotesque in all kind of ways; I’m not sure if Kanye himself understands what an inchoate brew he’s mixed here. The only analogies I can think of are cinematic: Judy Garland’s Academy Awards number in A Star is Born, or those clips of Fat Elvis in the seventies performing one of his standards. On script and as performances, these are gruesome spectacles, but something about the performers’ investment in their material — not once winking to the audience — is enough to make the results, if not art, textured camp. Which isn’t bad for a producer/mogul/egoist who wears pink cashmere.
Watching Away From Her, the audience isn’t supposed to believe in Julie Christie as actress; writer-director Sarah Polley uses her as iconography, and with those magnificent cheekbones and that wan elusiveness flickering behind her eyes, who could blame her? When I watched the cold drift of Alzheimer’s into her brain mimic the piling of Canadian snow that Polley shoots with such care, I was reminded of what Pauline Kael once wrote about Cary Grant (in the arty misfire None But The Lonely Heart): when he’s in pain it touches the audience in a special way, because it’s Cary Grant. I didn’t grow up with the Christie of Darling and Dr. Zhivago; I admired the distracted manner in which she regarded her own beauty, and her audience’s relation to it, in movies like McCabe & Mrs. Miller and Shampoo. I can only blame the lack of product in recent years to her own reluctance, which is a pity: she was a marvelous Gertrude in Kenneth Branagh’s Hamlet, ragged and desolate; and the otherwise baffling Afterglow was a really great star turn.
Explicit and reliant on too many “poetic” shots of landscape, Away From Her nevertheless avoids the trap of so many adapatations of short stories of literalizing the microscopic. If Alice Munro’s “The Bear Came Over The Mountain” used what Wallace Stevens called the “inanimate with an inert savoir” to explain the glibly cheerful certainties on which Grant and Fiona have relied for over forty years, Polley’s film flirts with the merely glib in the first twenty minutes, which are the weakest: by forcing the audience to regard Christie-the-star going through the paces of dementia, we’re too conscious of Gordon Pinset aiming for small, precise notes; it’s a grievous, if touching, mismatch. Luckily the film centers on his own pain, and like Munro’s story it’s ruthless at exposing a specific kind of male bullshit while respecting his essential decency.
What an eye Polley has for faces: as Christie’s senility deepens, so does Polley’s concentration on physical deterioration. It’s safe to say that Christie has never, ever looked so beautiful. Although her performance doesn’t touch Katherine Hepburn’s portrait of shrinking violet dignity in Long Day’s Journey Into Night, she’s fascinating to watch for similar reasons: this exquisite porcelain of a camera subject is too poised to believe as an Alzheimer’s victim, yet I came to admire her and Polley’s deconstruction of what made her a star in the first place. And Pinset is a wonder: as stoic and bearded as Victor Sjostrom and Erland Josephson in their Bergman films. Special bouquets to Kristen Thomson, whose nurse fools the audience (and Pinset) into thinking she’s sympathetic, until she unloads on Pinset in a scene of devastating appropriateness. The only misfire is Olympia Dukakis, playing a tough old broad as a Tough Old Broad (think Elaine Stritch or Ethel Barrymore) and forced to deliver the script’s more tendentious lines.
Ultimately what gives Away From Her its poignance is its barely suppressed nostalgia — once upon a time audiences could revel in the topography of an actor’s face, not to establish a chimera of shared humanity, but to reenforce the distance between them and us. That the twenty-eight-year-old Polley’s film tries and fails to dissolve this distance is no blemish; she believes in enough of the old myths to want to tweak them too. This makes her an artist to watch.
Now here’s one collection I can look forward to. My birthday’s in just two months. Please start a charity drive. As big an influence on me as Pauline Kael.