“He was so vile”

This Bronson Pinchot interview has circulated over the interwebs the last few days. The former star of “Perfect Strangers” dishes on the continuing mystery of Tom Cruise’s sexuality and the public manifestations thereof, and the meanness of Denzel Washington (“Denzel Washington cured me forever of thinking that there is any amount of money or anything that could ever, ever make it okay to be abused. The script supervisor on [Courage Under Fire] said it’s like watching somebody kick a puppy. He was so vile.”). Who cares if any of it is true?

Oh, he thinks Tom Hanks is a peach of a fellow.