Worst Songs Ever: Jim Stafford’s ‘My Girl Bill’

Like a good single, a terrible one reveals itself with airplay and forbearance. I don’t want to hate songs; to do so would shake ever-sensitive follicles, and styling gel is expensive. I promise my readers that my list will when possible eschew obvious selections. Songs beloved by colleagues and songs to which I’m supposed toContinue reading “Worst Songs Ever: Jim Stafford’s ‘My Girl Bill’”

Worst Songs Ever: Meri Wilson’s “Telephone Man”

Like a good single, a terrible one reveals itself with airplay and forbearance. I don’t want to hate songs; to do so would shake ever-sensitive follicles, and styling gel is expensive. I promise my readers that my list will when possible eschew obvious selections. Songs beloved by colleagues and songs to which I’m supposed toContinue reading “Worst Songs Ever: Meri Wilson’s “Telephone Man””

Worst Songs Ever: The Heights’ ‘How Do You Talk to an Angel’

Like a good single, a terrible one reveals itself with airplay and forbearance. I don’t want to hate songs; to do so would shake ever-sensitive follicles, and styling gel is expensive. I promise my readers that my list will when possible eschew obvious selections. Songs beloved by colleagues and songs to which I’m supposed toContinue reading “Worst Songs Ever: The Heights’ ‘How Do You Talk to an Angel’”

Worst Songs Ever: The Guess Who’s ‘American Woman’

Like a good single, a terrible one reveals itself with airplay and forbearance. I don’t want to hate songs; to do so would shake ever-sensitive follicles, and styling gel is expensive. I promise my readers that my list will when possible eschew obvious selections. Songs beloved by colleagues and songs to which I’m supposed toContinue reading “Worst Songs Ever: The Guess Who’s ‘American Woman’”

Worst Songs Ever: Billy Ocean’s ‘Get Outta My Dreams, Get into My Car’

Like a good single, a terrible one reveals itself with airplay and forbearance. I don’t want to hate songs; to do so would shake ever-sensitive follicles, and styling gel is expensive. I promise my readers that my list will when possible eschew obvious selections. Songs beloved by colleagues and songs to which I’m supposed toContinue reading “Worst Songs Ever: Billy Ocean’s ‘Get Outta My Dreams, Get into My Car’”

Worst Songs Ever: Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs”

Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs” PEAK CHART POSITION: #12 in December 2000 Remember when millions laughed at William Hung? Funny little Asian man singing “She Bangs” while white people clapped? Hilarious. The world existed before YouTube. As usual white people were wrong. Hung gave a spirited version of a terrible song, which is precisely what terribleContinue reading “Worst Songs Ever: Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs””

Worst Songs Ever: Ed Sheeran’s ‘Castle on the Hill’

Like a good single, a terrible one reveals itself with airplay and forbearance. I don’t want to hate songs; to do so would shake ever-sensitive follicles, and styling gel is expensive. I promise my readers that my list will when possible eschew obvious selections. Songs beloved by colleagues and songs to which I’m supposed toContinue reading “Worst Songs Ever: Ed Sheeran’s ‘Castle on the Hill’”

Worst Songs Ever: Exile’s ‘Kiss You All Over’

Like a good single, a terrible one reveals itself with airplay and forbearance. I don’t want to hate songs; to do so would shake ever-sensitive follicles, and styling gel is expensive. I promise my readers that my list will when possible eschew obvious selections. Songs beloved by colleagues and songs to which I’m supposed toContinue reading “Worst Songs Ever: Exile’s ‘Kiss You All Over’”

Worst Song Ever: Sublime’s ‘Wrong Way’

Like a good single, a terrible one reveals itself with airplay and forbearance. I don’t want to hate songs; to do so would shake ever-sensitive follicles, and styling gel is expensive. I promise my readers that my list will when possible eschew obvious selections. Songs beloved by colleagues and songs to which I’m supposed toContinue reading “Worst Song Ever: Sublime’s ‘Wrong Way’”

Worst Songs Ever – Styx’s ‘Babe’

Like a good single, a terrible one reveals itself with airplay and forbearance. I don’t want to hate songs; to do so would shake ever-sensitive follicles, and styling gel is expensive. I promise my readers that my list will when possible eschew obvious selections. Songs beloved by colleagues and songs to which I’m supposed toContinue reading “Worst Songs Ever – Styx’s ‘Babe’”

Worst Songs Ever: Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth’s ‘See You Again’

Like a good single, a terrible one reveals itself with airplay and forbearance. I don’t want to hate songs; to do so would shake ever-sensitive follicles, and styling gel is expensive. I promise my readers that my list will when possible eschew obvious selections. Songs beloved by colleagues and songs to which I’m supposed toContinue reading “Worst Songs Ever: Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth’s ‘See You Again’”

Worst Songs Ever: John Mayer’s ‘Your Body is a Wonderland’

Like a good single, a terrible one reveals itself with airplay and forbearance. I don’t want to hate songs; to do so would shake ever-sensitive follicles, and styling gel is expensive. I promise my readers that my list will when possible eschew obvious selections. Songs beloved by colleagues and songs to which I’m supposed toContinue reading “Worst Songs Ever: John Mayer’s ‘Your Body is a Wonderland’”