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    September 29, 2009

    Kate Harding on the Roman Polanski case. Whoopi Goldberg acting like a total ass (“It’s not `rape-rape’”).

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    Can’t find a better band

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    September 28, 2009

    The day has come: I can fully endorse a Pearl Jam album. Insisting on hitting the ambivalent note whenever my friends discuss them was as predictable as the subsequent ordering of Goldschlager shots, and I apologize for neither. Until Jack Irons arrived I pegged them as a grooveless whirr, a…

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    Taylor Swift to competition: Drop dead

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    September 27, 2009

    In this week’s chart, Taylor Swift scores yet another triumph, but this week it was like FDR going up against Alf Landon in 1936 — he might as well have run unopposed. The rest of the sorry lot: Parachute, New Boyz ft. Ray J, Hockey, Leona Lewis, R. Kelly ft.…

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    It’s his party.

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    September 26, 2009

    Happy birthday, Bryan Ferry.

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    September 23, 2009

    This Sunday’s New York Times Magazine story: coming out in middle school. An excerpt: Though most adolescents who come out do so in high school, sex researchers and counselors say that middle-school students are increasingly coming out to friends or family or to an adult in school. Just how they’re…

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    “He tried to hit on the mountain”

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    September 22, 2009

    Newscasters can’t handle more than one disability at once, I guess.

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    The fightin’ side.

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    September 21, 2009

    We all have blind spots, and one of my worst was Merle Haggard, to whom I only really listened in August. I took a chance and spent the $3 on a used copy of 2000’s If I Could Only Fly. It didn’t take — most of the songs felt tentative,…

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    Scorpios: strangely hypnotic, powerfully sexual. Yup!

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    September 20, 2009

    Astrology’s a load of codswallop, but after a discussion a few days ago, and a referral to this site, I found that the description of me is largely true (about 70%, say).

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    Singles!

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    September 19, 2009

    This week’s singles: Jason DeRulo, Future of the Left, Robbie Williams, Michelle Branch, the return of Ghostface’s best sparring partner, Alphabeat, Alice in Chains,  Plies, Moneybrother, Miss Li, and Miranda Lambert’s worst single.

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    I adore this single

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    September 16, 2009

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    Nothing can stop them now

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    September 15, 2009

    A shame that, 1993’s So Tough excepted, Saint Etienne have never made more than one listenable album — and lord knows I’ve tried several. Smash The System, the only one of the (several) extant compilations  I own, is perfect, perfect, perfect; even without “Pale Movie” and “Who Do You Think…

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    Patrick Swayze, RIP

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    September 14, 2009

    This isn’t something I say often — it’s often not relevant — but he seemed like a genuinely decent, warm guy, astounded by his level of fame and able to make fun of himself for it, flattered by how much his fan base adored him (you forgive him for the…

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