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    Girls: making a brand new start

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    October 12, 2009

    I’ve played — given more chances to — Girls’ Album more often than other record these last few weeks, despite a visceral reaction to the terrain it’s mapping. Like I said in an upcoming Singles Jukebox review of “Laura,” their new single:  “it’s an achievement to puree and serve Graham…

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    On Easter eggs and boilerplate

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    October 11, 2009

    Andrew Sullivan on Barack Obama’s disgraceful, cliche-studded speech at the Human Rights Campaign dinner last night: “His major achievement – the one thing he has actually done – is invite gay families to the Easter egg-roll.” And: “Now he’s pivoting away from his responsibility and the Democratic party’s responsibility and…

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    Singles!

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    October 11, 2009

    I didn’t know Richard Hawley or his work until I read the Wikipedia entry fifteen minutes before reviewing his single, and while I found his brandy-soaked voice irresistable, the chansonnier in him opens him to fruitier and juicier temptations; I almost don’t want to explore further. As for the rest:…

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    Boring is as boring does.

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    October 10, 2009

    After watching The Informant!, I wonder whether Matt Damon is merely a boring actor or an actor who chooses projects that cannily exploit his boringness. The parts range from unintentionally boring (The Talented Mr. Ripley), intentionally boring (The Good Shepard), to stalwart-not-boring (the Bourne series). Now he adds wink-wink-boring to…

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    October 9, 2009

    As usual, Glenn Greenwald gets it right, re new Nobel Peace Prize laureate Barack Hussein Obama: Through no fault of his own, Obama presides over a massive war-making state that spends on its military close to the amount of the rest of the world combined. The U.S. accounts for almost…

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    No more masquerades

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    October 6, 2009

    I finally own my own copy of Madonna’s Bedtime Stories, which for years I knew as a pristine cassette rip courtesy of my sister. It’s weird looking back to this era in her history. Erotica was a commercial setback, but of the kind that only worry insider pundits (like Obama…

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    Let’s talk about sex

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    October 4, 2009

    Never let it be said that Andrew Sullivan doesn’t risk looking like a fool. Beyond the fevered prose and invocations to the Divine, today’s post on  sex-as-expunging-of-self proves, once again, how differently we all view the impact of body heat: I have had sex out of love and it’s an…

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    Singles!

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    October 4, 2009

    This week it’s the worst single yet by that fraud Alicia Keys, Mariah Carey’s white-girl cover of a Foreigner classic, Jay-Z’s latest attempt at relevance, Amerie ft. Lil Wayne and having little to show for it, Susan Boyle showing more heart on a Stones cover than Mick Jagger did, the…

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    Guest House

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    October 3, 2009

    My song of the week, and I hope it blows up real good. Has he ever sounded this lucid? A friend interrupted himself in the middle of a monologue on Thursday night and stared at my iPod when this came on; after thirty seconds he says, “Wow.”

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    Jesus drank wine, so let him drive

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    October 2, 2009

    I admit to relief when “Dead Flowers” and “White Liar,” the first two singles from Miranda Lambert’s Revolution, sucked — she’s human after all, I thought, despite two previous albums on her resume laden with gestures, expansive and microscopic, as unique as any of yours and mine, as human as…

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    It’s October

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    October 1, 2009

    I have been one acquainted with the night. I have walked out in rain — and back in rain. I have outwalked the furthest city light. I have looked down the saddest city lane. I have passed by the watchman on his beat And dropped my eyes, unwilling to explain.…

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    “I’m proudest that I haven’t killed anybody”

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    September 30, 2009

    In a letter to a colleague, Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. remarked that his dissents in cases that limited the reach of the First Amendment merely upheld “the right of a donkey to drool.” If Matt Lauer’s knees can tremble whenever Ann Coulter appears on “The Today Show,” then its producers…

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