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    Wanted: ironist, not fetishist

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    June 13, 2010

    “Exotic” and “colorful” are the most baneful adjectives used to describe Pedro Almodovar’s work (“stylish” is a close third), and in recent years their synonyms transform into a kind of shorthand by which an entire ethos is evoked without analysis. On the evidence of Broken Embraces, I’d use “saccharine,” “otiose,”…

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    Is this news anymore?

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    June 12, 2010

    From the I’m Not Surprised file, but I’m not gloating. In 17 months in office, President Obama has already outdone every previous president in pursuing leak prosecutions. His administration has taken actions that might have provoked sharp political criticism for his predecessor, George W. Bush, who was often in public…

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    “Born but to die, and reas’ning but to err”

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    June 10, 2010

    I attempt the famous Proust questionnaire. ————- What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? 10:15 Saturday night. Almost as bad: the dumb horror of looking around a tableful of intimates and realizing they don’t care as much as I do. Where would you like to live? In…

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    Singles 6/10

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    June 10, 2010

    The unusual number of middling singles share a blessing: solid vocalists anchored to rote songs. Fyfe Dangerfield, tethered to a song I always found problematic, is the exception (like many great and not so great singer-songwriters, Billy Joel wrote to his vocal and emotional limitations). The highest scores are exercises…

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    Back

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    June 9, 2010

    Back after several days of drinking, debating, eating, and thinking, a part of which included time with two of my favorite rock critics. After hours of laundry, counting the number of books and records I bought, and lamenting my weight gain, I’m ready to almost return to regularly scheduled programming.

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    Guess that’s why they call it the blues

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    June 8, 2010

    Oh, goody: Elton John played at Rush Limbaugh’s wedding the other day. It’s marvelous to see his principles at work.

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    “Exiled from the canon”

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    June 5, 2010

    Lovers of literature should buy a copy of Christina Stead’s The Man Who Loved Children. Three very different friends to whom I lent or bought copies have admitted to amazement. Jonathan Franzen takes a decent shot at defining its appeal. (Posting will be light in the next couple of days)

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    Uh oh

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    June 4, 2010

    Flipping through Hitch-22, I found the first instance of the phrase “my friend Michael Chertoff” rearing its head.

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    Singles 6/03

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    June 3, 2010

    Potential top ten single in “Ride,” which insinuates itself into my consciousness with every play. Ciara ft. Ludacris – Ride (8) Miami Horror – Sometimes (7) Crystal Castles – Celestica (6) Lady Gaga – Alejandro (6) Hurts – Better Than Love (5)

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    Booger funk

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    June 2, 2010

    After buying Maggot Brain, Standing on the Verge of Getting It On,  and One Nation Under the Groove, move on to The Electric Spanking of War Babies, Funkadelic’s last studio album as a functional unit. Song by song it’s probably about as good as, say, Cosmic Slop: a couple of…

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    Happy June

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    June 1, 2010

    As I drive to the junction of lane and highway, And the drizzle bedrenches the waggonette, I look behind at the fading byway, And see on its slope, now glistening wet, Distinctly yet Myself and a girlish form benighted In dry March weather. We climb the road Beside a chaise.…

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    Yes.

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    May 31, 2010

    Hold on, everyone: I’m watching “Sex and the City” for the first time. The first season. So far it looks more dated than an Irene Dunne-Cary Grant comedy: long bangs on women and smoking in Manhattan bars!

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