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    “I am an American, and you are not”

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    September 16, 2010

    Months of reading and I’m still not sure what distinguishes the “Tea Party” from almost every  GOP member elected to office in my lifetime. If they’re not nervous, they exploit nervousness. If they don’t like gays, they stoke anti-gay hysteria.  Glenn Greenwald doesn’t either: For as long as I can…

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    The Vaselines: Indie with an I

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    September 15, 2010

    Way of the Vaselines: A Complete History formed part of the Kurt Cobain-approved canon of underground rock that saw release in the early nineties, like those Raincoats reissues. I never play it anymore, but I can still recall at least four of its titles without sampling them. Sex With An…

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    Gusto and polyurethane cuteness: Me & Orson Welles

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    September 14, 2010

    Were it not for a sickly ending involving a pigeon trapped in the Museum of Natural History and a bogus moment in which The Great Stentorian Ham (Christian McKay) confesses to Richard (Zac Efron) that actors perform because Deep Down they’re scared of Being Themselves, Me & Orson Welles would…

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    All a-gaga

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    September 13, 2010

    Camille Paglia is such a genius that she turn ire into desire. Thanks to this truculent essay, I’m ready to anoint Gaga my Captain Fantastic. Furthermore, despite showing acres of pallid flesh in the fetish-bondage garb of urban prostitution, Gaga isn’t sexy at all – she’s like a gangly marionette…

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    Happy Sunday

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    September 12, 2010

    From one of the year’s best country albums:

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    Al-Qaeda: as recognizable as an Egg McMuffin

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    September 11, 2010

    I’m shocked that Ted Koppel, who as cupbearer for Establishment types like Alexander Haig and Henry Kissinger equivocated on a lot of bullshit over the years, actually lent his name to a trenchant column on the sordidness of the last eight years of American foreign policy. And in The Washington…

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    Singles 9/9

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    September 10, 2010

    We took a break this week, but I managed to review one of the year’s best singles, performed by a synth-pop duo so beholden to eighties signifiers that they probably programmed their metronomes with a Swatch. Scores are on a ten-point scale, with ten the highest. Click on links for…

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    Michael Douglas: Wonder Boy, meet Solitary Man

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    September 9, 2010

    In Solitary Man, Michael Douglas plays a car salesman unable to cobble his life into coherence after the threat of a prison sentence and the consequences of serial philandering. What an odd camera object Douglas is: an impressive swath of greying red hair, ghoulish mandible, obviously capped teeth, and terrific…

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    “The Great Divergence”

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    September 9, 2010

    Slate’s Timothy Noah does an invaluable service expounding on the economic inequality of which American society is composed, stretching back at least thirty years. Socialism for the rich, democracy for the poor, and lectures for the middle class. Ick: It’s generally understood that we live in a time of growing…

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    A grin, a paunch, and reserve: Charles Boyer

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    September 8, 2010

    Without Charles Boyer, Pepe Le Pew wouldn’t have existed. Neither would Tom The Cat’s renditions of velvet-voiced French urbanity. What distinguished Boyer from other romantic smoothies is the sense in which courtship becomes an extension of a private performance: self-amused and ironic. This is a man, I think, who could…

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    Howards End: Stolid and solid

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    September 7, 2010

    Remember when Merchant Ivory movies set the hearts of grandmas and critics aflutter? The release of Howards End in a handsome Criterion edition reminded of a time in my life when all it took for a film to move me was to remind me of the great literature I read.…

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    Sinead O’Connor: Just like we said it would be

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    September 6, 2010

    Relistening to the only two essential Sinead O’Connor albums this weekend, I was tempted to peg The Lion and the Cobra over its megaplatinum successor I Do Not Want What I Haven’t Got. Recorded when she was barely out of her teens, TLATC is guided by a teenager’s tastes and…

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