In a conversation with Rich LOLwry, the man who got hard at the thought of Sarah Palin sending starbursts of joy for the TV screen in 2008, Speaker Paul Ryan admitted to why he shouldn’t be allowed to roam the streets except to sell bottled water on the corner of Oak and Elm.

“So Medicaid,” Ryan told Lowry, “sending it back to the states, capping its growth rate. We’ve been dreaming of this since I’ve been around — since you and I were drinking at a keg. . . . I’ve been thinking about this stuff for a long time. We’re on the cusp of doing something we’ve long believed in.”

Yet morning talk shows continue to believe that a miserable creep who in college fantasized about stripping benefits from the poor deserved the vice presidential slot in 2012 and is the serious player in negotations with Donald Trump. The Ayn Rand fuckboy who benefited from Social Security survivor benefits doesn’t think others deserve the government’s largesse.